And now, another episode of How Is Dolores Going To Pay Tuition This Term?
Lets start with the options:
1. Steal jars of change from little old ladies and swipe their social security checks whenever able. Also, hold their little blue wigs ransom until they pay the grunt of her tuition
2. Become phone sex operator (2:1 odds she gets fired within the first five minutes for calling people ugly)
3. Beg for textbook money on side of the road like a damn dirty pollack
4. Join the military (goes AWOL within 24 hours after they confiscate her eyeliner)
Or, she can work longer hours and more days, dutifully paying the school off in chunks, and actually partake in roles essential to being a productive member of society.
I'm tired. I'm going to go steal from the elderly now.
Ta ta everybody!
Unknown "Dee" Peppy
- 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago