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"Put no faith in a drunkard's prophecy, another man's dog, or the weather at any season." -- Darkovan proverb
Unknown Curious
- 16 years, 7 months, 10 days ago
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"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'" -- Jack Handey
Unknown Curious
- 16 years, 7 months, 12 days ago
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“Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.” -- Jack Handey
Unknown Curious
- 16 years, 7 months, 12 days ago
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