CAT COMMANDMENTS >^,,^<
1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem.
2. Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
3. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off of the roll.
4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor, as thou art not transparent.
5. Thou shalt not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.
6. Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
7. Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
8. Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy human's lap region.
9. Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.
10. Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it
Unknown "Violent Serenity" Confused - 17 years, 1 day ago

Once upon a time a a wonderful person bought me and made sure i wouldn't be stolen and i really wanted to buy her as well but i was new and didn't have enough pts... so i worked hard and finally had 10k to buy her only to realize someone else had bought her so i worked hard and thumbed people in hopes they would thumb me back and auctioned my self off finally i had enough all 16k to buy her and so i did and for a day i was the happiest person in the world... then i woke up one morning and she was gone stolen from me and all i had was a message threatining me that if i bought her back the Theif would steal me from my owner and sell me to the pet shop i was scared but i knew i just had to get my most treasured back and so i bought her 4k higher than the other person now i'm again thumbing in hopes of thumbs and auctioning myself off again just to make sure that if and when she is stolen again i can buy her back maybe you can help me keep my most treasured pet please thumb my tale and page and i'll RTF

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Unknown "Violent Serenity" Confused - 17 years, 1 day ago