ok here is a list of things i found out on my roadtrip with nick and im passing on my wisdom to yous
ok first PENNSYLVANIA:
1. please DONT go down the turnpike the wrong way at 2 in the morning and then drive backwards for the 1 1/2 miles u drove just to get on the right side of the road.
2. shipensburg has a whore house/ tittie bar in the middle of nowhere.
3. harrisburg has baby cows
4. when ur in the middle of nowhere u see million dollar homes next to section 8 housing.
5. u will find one house every 50 miles and one dairy farm every 2.
MARYLAND:
1. dont EVER go to burkittsville. i kno blair witch was taped there and it was FOR A REASON. we asked a dude for directions and he had one eye!
2. u cross the masion dixon line b4 u cross the border.
3. DON'T go to a rest stop and lock ur steering wheel and take 30 minutes to get ur car to start.
WEST VIRGINIA:
1. "are you the sister fuckin kind?"
VIRGINIA:
1. the truck drivers dont honk when u comand them with the "signal" [you kno what im talkin about]
2. theif bastards WILL burn in hell
3. there are more churches within a mile then all the churches combined in philly
4. some dude has a licence plate [h8 my xwyfe]
->>think about it
5. roanoke is the smallest "city" ive ever seen.
OTHER:
1. i thought chivelry was dead but its accually on the back of a truck driving up route 81.
2. white resterant ISNT just for white people
3. there are poles indicating food places that are never really there.
4. no matter which way u drive (north,east,west,south) of philly it all looks the same
well there is my journey/tips for ur future drives <3
Unknown "Miss Universe" Frisky
- 17 years, 7 days ago
