Hey Simon & Fanny - welcome to to the addiction of HP.... It's really quite fun but very addictive..... If you have any questions don't hesitate to send me a message... I'm going to send one after this comment so you can see there are two different ways to contact ppl here.
It took me forever to figure out how to work this app but once I did look out!

Not so "high maintenance", just huge appetite - just look at his beer gut!
Note: Wife does not come with pet.