Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
-- Robin Williams
Unknown "*Amadeo*" Purring - 16 years, 11 months, 23 days ago

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.
-- Billy Connolly
Unknown "*Amadeo*" Purring - 16 years, 11 months, 23 days ago

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!
-- Billy Connolly
Unknown "*Amadeo*" Purring - 16 years, 11 months, 23 days ago

Thumb me pretty please? ^_^
Unknown "*Amadeo*" Purring - 16 years, 11 months, 23 days ago

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
-- Dennis Leary
Unknown "*Amadeo*" Purring - 16 years, 11 months, 23 days ago