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--------- SOME JOKES FOR YOU -----------

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said,
'No, the steaks are too high.'

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

'Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. '
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual.'

Guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside.'
'How's that?'
'Don't you start.'

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.'

Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 9 months, 6 days ago
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I'm SUCH a retard I managed to send MYSELF a valentine flower today... IDIOT... seriously, i'm not intelligent enough to own a PC... somone help me! x
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago
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If you buy from my shop,
Or thumb my page until you drop
I'll love you with all my heart
And a fantastic friendship may even start! x
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months, 18 days ago
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We may never meet again, so shed your skin and lets get it started
And you will throw your arms around me...

Mark Seymour (Hunters & Collectors)

Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago
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Eeeny Meeeny Miney Mo...
Thumb my pages to make me grow...
I'll be in your eternal debt...
You never know I might make you my PET! x
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 11 months, 14 days ago
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Mr Cookie

You have been given Seasons Greetings.
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You have been given Hand over all your cookies!.
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thanks 4 the bid babe
You have been given You are the best.
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You have been given coffee for ♥.
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You have been given give you my love.
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You have been given your sex-ay.
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