I cannot keep up with Human Pets. So if I do indeed take took long to reply or return a gift, chances are I haven't dropped off the earth. More likely than not, I'm playing word games obsessively. Or avoiding work. Probably a combination of both.

And while you're wallowing in the misery of my sporadic disappearances, here, have a taste of what goes through my jaundiced mind.

"As the vicissitude of the situation,
Loom like dark ominous clouds,
Ready to ingest me entirely,
Along with my insecurity,
I laugh, hauntingly, at the insipidity
Of my self consumed world.
And I laugh and laugh and laugh,
(The mad cackle of a broken heart)
Before popping a Phenobarbital,
To wish me a good night."


Edit: 27th Jan: I have stiches in my finger and can't type! So now I have an excuse not to be on HP. :) Plus, honestly, I'm losing interest with regards to Facebook. That isn't actually a lie.

Unknown " Aj's Baby ♥" - 16 years, 10 months, 7 days ago

This marks exactly 16 days of time wasted on human pets. On here, I married Procrastination, made out with the Goddess of laziness and dry humped Mr. Slacking Off. A toast to all of that, and Happy New Year folks.

Unknown " Aj's Baby ♥" - 16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago

To placate my angry gf!;p Because I love her. And since I'm surprised people actually thumb up tales! :D Thank you and do continue. ♥

He re's graffiti I drew for her.


Draw me graffiti anytime! ♥

Unknown " Aj's Baby ♥" - 16 years, 11 months, 14 days ago

Hell's Chemistry

"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.

So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).

Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic."

Unknown " Aj's Baby ♥" - 16 years, 11 months, 15 days ago