thought id put another bid in for my mate - not just anyone can own you

Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid ecstacy directly into their mouths. This dangerous practice is known as “E by gum” !

A man walks into a doctor’s in Newcastle with a bottle of Brown Ale sticking out the end of his foot.
Doctors have diagnosed him with having an ingrowing toon ale!

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