An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfwaty through the minister's sermon, the old lady leaned over and said, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?'
Her husband replied,"Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
Unknown "Tinker Bell" - 17 years, 18 days ago

Our Unabashed Dictionary defines FOOT FETISH as a female affliction in which a women is never satisfied with anything less than 12 inches.
Unknown "Tinker Bell" - 17 years, 23 days ago

So let me get this straight," the prosecuter said to the defendent. "You came home and from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man. You then took out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her. So why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?"
The defendent replied, "It seemed easier than shooting a different man everyday!"
Unknown "Tinker Bell" - 17 years, 24 days ago