9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to
end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the
storm.This means something and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually end in
fine.

(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means
she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for
the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most
dangerous statements a woman can make
to a man. That's okay means she wants
to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your
mistake.

(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do
not question, or Faint. Just say you're
welcome. (I want to add in a clause
here - This is true, unless she says
"Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm
and she is not thanking you at all. DO
NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will
bring on a "whatever").

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying
F*cKYOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told
a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking "What's wrong?"
For the woman's response refer to # 3.


* Send this to the men you know, to
warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the
terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know
to give them a good laugh, cause they
know it's true.

Unknown "Loin King" Curious - 16 years, 9 months, 18 days ago

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, 'You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.






The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story : Women are so sharp they can cut themselves but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor.


Unknown "Loin King" Curious - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago