9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to
end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the
storm.This means something and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually end in
fine.
(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means
she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for
the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most
dangerous statements a woman can make
to a man. That's okay means she wants
to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do
not question, or Faint. Just say you're
welcome. (I want to add in a clause
here - This is true, unless she says
"Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm
and she is not thanking you at all. DO
NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will
bring on a "whatever").
(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying
F*cKYOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told
a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking "What's wrong?"
For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to
warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the
terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know
to give them a good laugh, cause they
know it's true.
Unknown "Loin King" Curious
- 16 years, 8 months, 17 days ago