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THIS WAS SO FUNNY I HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL ...LFMAO!!!!


MY EX-HUSBAND HAD THIS ANNOYING HABIT OF BRINGING IN GREASY OLD CARBURETORS AND THINGS INTO THE HOUSE TO WORK ON. SO, LAST WEEK WHEN MY FRIEND CALLED, TO TELL ME THIS STORY, MY FIRST RESPONSE WAS, "WHERE DID THIS GUY LIVE?"
NOW REASSURE THAT I WAS NEVER RELATED TO HIM BY MARRIAGE, THIS IS REALLY HILARIOUS NOT TO SHARE.

THE WAY MY FRIEND TOLD IT, THIS GUY PUSHED HIS MOTORCYCLE FROM THE PATIO INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHERE BEGAN TO CLEAN THE ENGINE WITH SOME RAGS AN A BOWL OF GASOLINE. WHEN HE FINISHED, HE SAT ON THE MOTORCYCLE AND DECIDED TO START IT TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS STILL OK. UNFORTUNATELY, THE BIKE STARTED IN GEAR, AND CRASHED THROUGH THE GLASS PATIO DOOR WITH HIM STILL CLINGING TO THE HANDLEBARS.
HIS WIFE HAD BEEN WORKING IN THE KITCHEN. SHE CAME RUNNING AT THE NOISE, AND FOUND HIM CRUMPLED ON THE PATIO, BADLY CUT BY THE SHARDS OF BROKEN GLASS. SHE CALLED 911,AND THE PARAMEDICS TRANSPORTED THE GUY TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
SO FAR, THE STORY IS HUMOROUS----IN A "THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A BIG ENOUGH LOUT TO BRING YOUR MOTORCYCLE INTO THE HOUSE" KIND OF WAY.
BUT HERE IS WHERE I REALLY SPLIT A GUT.
LATER THAT AFTERNOON, AFTER MANY STITCHES PULLED HER HUSBAND BACK TOGETHER, THE WIFE BROUGHT HIM HOME AND PUT HIM TO BED. SHE CLEANED UP THE MESS IN THE LIVING ROOM, AND DUMPED THE BOWL OF GASOLINE DOWN THE TOILET.
SHORTLY THEREAFTER, HER HUSBAND WOKE UP, AND LIT A CIGARETTE, AND WENT INTO THE BATHROOM. HE SAT DOWN AND TOSSED THE CIGARETTE INTO THE TOILET, WHICH PROMPTLY EXPLODED BECAUSE THE WIFE HAD NOT FLUSHED THE GASOLINE AWAY. THE EXPLOSION BLEW THE MAN THROUGH THE BATHROOM DOOR.
THE WIFE HEARD THE EXPLOSION AND HER HUSBANDS SCREAMS. SHE RAN INTO THE HALL AND FOUND HER HUSBAND LYING ON THE FLOOR WITH HIS TROUSERS BLOWN AWAY AND BURNS ON HIS BUTTOCKS. THE WIFE THEN AGAIN RAN TO THE PHONE AND CALLED FOR AN AMBULANCE.
THE SAME TWO PARAMEDICS WERE DISPATCHED TO THE SCENE. THEY LOADED THE HUSBAND ON THE STRETCHER AND BEGAN CARRYING HIM OUT TO THE STREET. ONE OF THEM ASKED THE WIFE HOW THE INJURY HAD OCCURRED. WHEN SHE TOLD THEM, THEY BEGAN LAUGHING SO HARD THAT THEY DROPPED THEY STRETCHER, AND BROKE THE GUYS COLLARBONE.
TALK ABOUT INSTANT KARMA.

HOPE THIS MADE YOU LAUGH AS HARD AS IT DID ME ...
Unknown "NFS Rockitgirl" Ecstatic - 16 years, 7 months, 6 days ago
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always know who your best friend is
if you have no best friend
do the next best thing
be your own best friend
Unknown "NFS Rockitgirl" Ecstatic - 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
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love the one your with
if you can't love them
love the next best person
always love yourself
Unknown "NFS Rockitgirl" Ecstatic - 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
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Rob Roulston
Hi ya! had to say i had a good laugh at your t-shirt pic!!! Very funny!!!
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Send this to all ur sexii friends
And hopefully the person who sent it to you too!
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You have been given Have a great New Year!.
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