You want me to rename my lovely "snotty funbucket" to "red delicious"? Maybe she likes being a snotty funbucket? I'm pretty sure she does. And I give her name changes regularly enough. Only last week she was a "Madam Dick Hertz". Maybe you should ask her if she finds them amusing or is deeply traumatised by them :)
"Red Delicious" though? She doesn't have red hair. Other than that, it's totally inspir.... zzzzzzz
