Shortly after his last tax speech, Trevor Manuel saw a prostitute and asked how much, to which she replied
"Mr Manuel, I have just been listening to my radio,
if you can get my skirt as high as our taxes,
my panties as low as my wages,
if you can get your dick as hard as the times,
and keep it there for as long as we wait for electricity daily,
if you can keep me as warm as the crap our government talk,
and can f*ck me like they do the rest of the nation,
YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR FREE"
Unknown "MY MUFASA" - 16 years, 8 months, 20 days ago