Once there was a leprechaun named Petey, he was so ugly his leprechaun brethren made fun of him every day, one day he was so sad that he began to sob uncontrollably, as he cried a stump came up to him and asked, “Why are you crying?”
Peter replied, “I’M UGLY!!!!!!!”
And the stump said, “Wow you really are ugly, I don’t even have eyes and I can view your ugliness. Your ugliness is so bad it gave me the power to see and then blinded me. Thanks a freakin’ lot Petey!!!!” Then the stump punched Petey in the face and then scampered off.
Then a duck came over, his name was Alfonzo Rivera, and he said, “I’ll be your friend PETEY!”
But Petey didn’t believe him and so Petey KILT the duck, murdered him with a Q-tip to the eye. He then got the duck’s body stuffed and mounted, and made the broken remnants of the duck his friend.
Then an Eagle came and he was like, WTF MAN!? That duck was like my best friend, how dare you?!” Then the eagle ripped off Petey’s nose and wore it as a hat, it was a festive hat indeed.
The eagle flew off and Petey said, “Where did my nose go? Petey had no idea what happened, because he a had poor short-term memory. Then, a wonderful thing happened! A nose grew out of the ground like a freakin’ beanstalk. So Petey took it in replace of his old one. But there were no mirrors in Petey’s world, so it wasn’t until later that Petey’s new nose was bigger than his entire head. This made people ridicule him even more!
So Petey killed himself.
The End!
Unknown "Whorebuckets" Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months ago