My cousin and I hopped in a cab on our way to get my daughter and his sister.
Cab driver asks Sami where we are going.
Sami replies with the address
Cab driver asks how is your day?
Sami replies (with a puzzled look) right here.
Cab driver looks at him and says How IS your DAY?
Sami looks back at me with a very frightened look on his face and replies I have money ok.
I start to laugh hysterically. I tap Sami and say The driver is asking you how is your day what are YOU talking about money for?

Sami looks relieved and says I couldnt understand him, I thought this guy was straight up robbing me!
Unknown "Big Mama" Dazed - 16 years, 6 months, 2 days ago

Alot of us know the saying heres your sign.. right.... well. A few friends of mine and myself were at a hotel party. This one friend of ours (we will call her J) went on and on everytime someone did something stupid saying heres your sign. Near the end of the night a gentleman threw a chicken bone over the balcony (for whatever reason I dont know) she turned to him with her smug ( i have been saying heres your sign everyone all night I am so smart look) and asked....... WILL it hit the ground? LMFAO the people in the next room must have heard the 30 plus people yelling heres your sign right back at her. It was one of those priceless take that smart ass moments that knock a person back down to reality.
Unknown "Big Mama" Dazed - 16 years, 6 months, 2 days ago

I was pulling into a gas station one day when I saw a woman drive off with the nozzle still in her gas tank. She jerked the nozzle right off the hose. Realizing what she had done, she pulled back in, took the nozzle out of the tank, and put it back on the pump. Then she went inside to straighten things out with the management.

While she was inside, a young man pulled up to the pump. He took the nozzle, with no hose attached, into his tank. He couldn't seem to figure out why he wasn't getting any gas. He even took the nozzle out and repositioned it in the tank a couple times. I thought about pointing out the obvious problem to him but then decided that he'd be embarrassed enough when he figured it out on his own.


Unknown "Big Mama" Dazed - 16 years, 6 months, 2 days ago

I was checking out at the local grocery store with just a few items, and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the divider and looked all over it for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?"

I said, "I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today."

She said, "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue about what had just happened.


Unknown "Big Mama" Dazed - 16 years, 6 months, 2 days ago

So I finally thought of something to say on here but I am not sure if people will.... oh well here we go.... so I am walking with my daughter when she was about 4 years old. We had one on those cane type unmbrellas you know with the end that is kinda like a hook? Well she kept hooking it onto stuff so I asked her Whatcha doin sweetie? She horrifies me with the response as she innocently looks at me and says...... Im a hooker mommy! I hook things on the street! (because the umbrella had a hook and she was hooking it on things) I was stiunned. Kids say the darndest things. Now years later I can look back on it and laugh hope you can too. PS she doesnt say that anymore

Unknown "Big Mama" Dazed - 16 years, 7 months ago