ok this is a joke from the 3rd grade.

There was a girl who decided to go out on her canoe. As soon as she got to the middle of the pond of the pond a frog swam by.
The frog said "if you kiss me I'll turn into a handsome prince."
The girl picked up the frog and started to row back to shore. The frog then said
"Why won't you kiss me? Don't you want a handsome prince?"
The girl then looked at him and said " I don't want a handsome prince I want a talking frog!
Unknown "Pretty Lady" Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 17 days ago