Garth Brooks - Friends in low places

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said honey we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

Well I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay...

Unknown "My Nice Guy" Rabid - 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago

This is the tale of poor old Mike, who tried to milk a motorbike!
But after using spanners large & small, he couldn't get a drop at all!

So in the end, in great disgust, into the works his hands he thrust!
And after he twiddled it about, he couldn't get his finger out!

Then along came his old mate Arthur,
who, like a terp, he kicked the starter!

Off down the road Mike spun,
He said " cor blimey! ain't this fun!"

Then the bike hit a bump,
And landed on a salvage dump!

But poor old Mike, I don't know how,
Landed on a fat brown cow!

The Moral here is plain to see,
It's plain to you and plain to me!

If milking bikes you must insist on,
KEEP YOUR FINGERS OUT OF THE PISTON!
Unknown "My Nice Guy" Rabid - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago