STOLEN FROM GRANNY FOR REVENGE! xD but i witnessed it too ^_^

LMAO. OKAY. This guy in my class went to the caf. today, and tried to order a diet water IN A BRITISH ACCENT for himself. HAHA! This is pretty much how it went:
Yash(the guy): [With accent] Hii ther. May II please hav a DIE(T) WA(T)ER?
Caf lady: A water?
Yash: [no longer with accent but with a serious face] No, a diet water..
Caf lady: What? Hon-honey, there is no DIET water?
Then the caf lady goes and stares at the other lady, and they were like 'what?! diet water? there's no diet water?! you can't have DIET water....'
Yash: Oh... okay. [leaves]
LMAOO. OKAY IT WAS UBER FUNNY. Kaye was in charge of filming it.. except she kinda too busy laughing, so all she shot was his head... and the part where the caf lady was talking to the other woman about the non existance of diet water. GEEZ KAYE!
BUT HOLY MANN THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!
Unknown "Juice" Loving - 16 years, 2 months, 4 days ago

Yet another beginning to a story im 2 lazy to write....
Once upon a time there was an owner named ________. He enjoyed torturing his pets and giving them horrible nicknames...one of his pets stood up against him and was abused. Now this pet is begging everyone and anyone to buy them. PLZ SAVE THIS POOR PET!!!!!!!

*this is for anyone who has "friends for sale"*
Unknown "Juice" Loving - 16 years, 2 months, 13 days ago

Once upon a time there was a granny who did not have enough experience to make up her own tales so she stole them from her intelligent grandaughter....To Be Continued
Unknown "Juice" Loving - 16 years, 2 months, 15 days ago

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!!
coming soon on March 15.....White Day! Everyone shall celebrate it!!!!!
Unknown "Juice" Loving - 16 years, 2 months, 16 days ago

On my birthday just last year i got them same Happy Birthday from all of my friends except one.....my strange friend i met at global fest said Hippie Bath Day....LOLZ
Unknown "Juice" Loving - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago