Posturing statistics to bolster one's motives is like a drunk using a lamp post to lean against rather than for illumination.
Unknown "Mr Cole-O'Grady" Sparkling - 15 years, 11 months, 5 days ago

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man
affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in
darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening
to repetitive electronic music."
Kristian Wilson,
Nintendo Inc., 1989
Unknown "Mr Cole-O'Grady" Sparkling - 16 years, 2 months, 14 days ago

Why I love America (by Nathan Keys): I just heard a rumour that Jessie Ventura (former pro-wrestler) and Al Franken (former Saturday Night Live comic) are running for a seat in the Senate in the great state of Minnesota. I will be happy no matter who wins. We could use more laughter or body slamming on the senate floor.
Unknown "Mr Cole-O'Grady" Sparkling - 16 years, 4 months, 4 days ago

So, thought I'd share an embarrassing event that happened to me today at work:
My superior left in a rush this morning informing me that she would be out at a seminar and rattled off the name as an acronym. About an hour later our director came by looking for my superior and asked me where she was. I told her she was off at the DNC and would be back after lunch. The director gave me a horrified look and said "that sounds painful" and walked away. A subordinate who had overheard the CORRECT name of the seminar then informed me "You meant to say DVC. She's at the DVC seminar".

Thank you. Thank you.
*courtsy and exiting left*

Unknown "Mr Cole-O'Grady" Sparkling - 16 years, 6 months, 22 days ago

Death by misadventure formally known as death by overdose? I just read an article where a woman died due to excessive cocaine and alcohol. The police called it a death by misadventure. It will take some time to get used to this new definition. I still prefer my misadventure deaths to be a chute not opening or a bungee cord snapping.
Unknown "Mr Cole-O'Grady" Sparkling - 16 years, 6 months, 29 days ago