Ok, my first tale eh? Ok, um... I was mindin' my own business in the arctic... ya know, just chillin... and along comes this tiger... and Im thinkin wtf, why is there a tiger up here? She has been sending me letters, asking me to be her pet... and apparently she had already laid claim to me... and I naturally wanted to have nothing to do with her trying to "adopt" me... (which I'm sure is her way of saying BTK... bind, torture, kill)
Until I realized the tangled web in which she was involved in and how I could show people how awesome I thought they were buy paying for them... so tada... here I am. If I bought you, that means I dig something about you...
If you gift me... please make sure they are completely awesome first (by means of hilarity or hotness)... I actually prefer a funny person, but if theyre packaged in the same deal, I promise not to complain.
xoxox
JCha
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- 16 years, 2 months, 9 days ago
