so i have decided once again chicks b4 dicks cause we taste sweeter
Unknown "Sexy Blonde" Feisty - 16 years, 1 month, 19 days ago

SO THIS IS MY TATTOO I WANT TO GET IT COVERED UP AND MADE BIGGER ACROSS MY LOWER BACK ANOTHER WORDS I WANT A BIGGER TRAMP STAMP LOL TELL ME WHAT U THINK OR ANY IDEAS U HAVE
Unknown "Sexy Blonde" Feisty - 16 years, 1 month, 26 days ago

A Womans thoughts on Blowjob Etiquette
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about
the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."


Unknown "Sexy Blonde" Feisty - 16 years, 1 month, 28 days ago

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Unknown "Sexy Blonde" Feisty - 16 years, 1 month, 28 days ago

Sex, drugs, rock n roll
Weed, speed, birth control
life's a bitch then you die
don't get drunk, just get high
Stoners live, stoners die
but in the end they all get high
Party hard, rock n roll
Drink a fifth, smoke a bowl
Pop some pills, snort some coke
smoke a blunt till you choke
life's a bitch then you die
Smoke some weed, and let's get high
Party hearty, rock and roll
drink a keg, smoke a bowl
we're the stoners, we've got class
fuck with us, we'll kick your ass
To all you preps who think you're cool
Well fuck right off cause stoners rule

Unknown "Sexy Blonde" Feisty - 16 years, 1 month, 28 days ago