Alright, so I am driving to work this morning and I see one of the cashiers pull in front of me. I attempt to drive up next to him and make a joking angry face and wave my fist around. As we keep trying to get in front of one another we get onto the Interstate and I start tailgating him. (Keep in mind this was a 6'o'clock in the morning.) Well we get off at our exit, and I pull behind him in the parking spots. Before I can get my keys out of the ignition this guy is sprinting for the door. He starts pounding on the door, and I shout to him "What the hell are you doing?" With that he turned around red in the face and started laughing his ass off. Apparently he had thought I was a stranger trying to take out some road rage on his ass...

It's beyond me too.
Unknown "omgwtfbbq" Cheeky - 16 years, 8 months, 22 days ago

So my friend Mason finally decided to let me meet his new girlfriend Binky. Well, Binky was wearing a sort of blazer which, in the heat of the place, became a little too much for her. She took it off to reveal abundant evidence of a pair of the biggest nipples I've ever seen in my life!
She was wearing a bra...I could see the straps...but these
erasers were poking a good three quarters of an inch out from
her shirt even despite it!
He saw me staring so he kicked me under the table.
"So, uuuh, Binky," I began, "that's sort of an unusual nick-
name."
"Yeah," she agreed, "it's what my dad used to call me when I
was a little girl and it just stuck with me."
"Oh...isn't that a wonderful story. So tell me...anybody ever
call you 'Bullets'?"
Hey! Don't criticize me. She had no idea what I was talking
about and Mason will get over it. haha.
Unknown "omgwtfbbq" Cheeky - 16 years, 9 months, 11 days ago

Currently I am on an adventure to find a way to learn Greek by osmosis. SO far the results are not in my favor. Sleeping on my study sheets is not helping... and smashing my face against them does the opposite of what it is intended.

Conclusion: Its not working...
Unknown "omgwtfbbq" Cheeky - 16 years, 9 months, 26 days ago