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Kylie Oxley
"Oxy"



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Kylie Oxley, 49/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:10:13 PM
Join date:16 years, 2 months, 24 days ago
Location: Melbourne Australia

"Fiesty but Loyal"
About me:
Love: Family, friends, socialising, drinking....
Interests: Music , yoga , alternative & tattoos (of which i have a few).
I am fiesty but loyal and love to have the last word. I am a libra so very balanced but if you tip my scales you'll know about it!!!
Please go thumbn & check my shop out. New to hp and need points!!!
Leave comment & i will try to return favour.
About you:
Anyone nice !!! OWNERS Beware - This pet needs lots of petting & attention !!
Purely after FRIENDSHIP ONLY!! All just in the name of fun...!
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: ~Ink & Steel~, ~♥♥THUMBS R FREE♥♥~, Jootopia
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Kylie's tales
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Kylie Oxley
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Kylie Oxley "Oxy" Playful - 15 years, 5 months, 21 days ago
Kylie Oxley
Three, The magical number

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Kylie
2. Crazy Oxi
3. Kyles

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Kylie
2. nabbanker
3. crazy ox

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my eyes
2. My tatts
3. My warped sense of Humour

THREE THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My legs
2. my smile
3. my lack of patience
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Australian
2. New Zealand
3. Strange

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Death
2. Being alone
3. Rats

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Tea
2. Moisturiser
3. Lipstick

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. Jeans
2. Singlet
3. Bourbon he he

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Music in general
2. Pink
3. Janis

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. Sex is on Fire
2. So what - Pink.
3. ??? I love music .....

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. I a tattooist
2. I've been married before
3. I use to model

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. being a big kid
2.socialising
3. family

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Find another bourbon
2. Make love
3. Get another tattoo

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Canada
2. Queensland
3. Cook Islands

THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Brooke
2. Joshua
3. Jade

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Work to live not live to work (workaholic & need to change that)
2. Get married
3. Go on a travelling adventure for 6 months

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. Body parts lol
2. Mice scare me
3. Heavily & sexually attracted to men

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE NOT STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I like & have motorbikes
2. I like & have tattoos
3. I drink like a male & talk like one too

THREE PEOPLE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. AA - Smitty
2. Roland
3. Anyone & Everyone
Kylie Oxley "Oxy" Playful - 15 years, 6 months, 25 days ago
Kylie Oxley
Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion
Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Kylie Oxley "Oxy" Playful - 15 years, 10 months, 19 days ago
Kylie Oxley
Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.








Kylie Oxley "Oxy" Playful - 15 years, 10 months, 19 days ago
Kylie Oxley
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


Kylie Oxley "Oxy" Playful - 15 years, 10 months, 19 days ago
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Rusty

Soooo Bored.. You have been given Soooo Bored...
Crafted by Cow made of Awesome
Rusty "hotrodRuss" Cheeky - 15 years, 19 days ago
Rusty
Hi Kylie, thanks for stopping by earlier.....
hey{喂} You have been given hey{喂}.
Crafted by Silky
Rusty "hotrodRuss" Cheeky - 15 years, 22 days ago
Paul Mc Allister
how are ya kylie?
Apples You have been given Apples.
Crafted by BROOKE
Paul Mc Allister "Minx's Pet" Perplexed - 15 years, 2 months, 2 days ago
Jenni Benz
I love it when you grace my page Gorgeous...... Fb and hp are having problems geting along..LOL!!! I'm sure they'll figure it out soon..:) xoxox
Tuesday boy-toy 4 u! You have been given Tuesday boy-toy 4 u!.
Crafted by Emma Sergo
Jenni Benz "Benz" Trusting - 15 years, 2 months, 3 days ago
Jenni Benz
LOVE the new ink....Gorgeous..:)
Tattoo Female You have been given Tattoo Female.
Crafted by Unknown
Jenni Benz "Benz" Trusting - 15 years, 2 months, 8 days ago
Jenni Benz
A laugh for ya....Things are good here hope all is good in your world..:) xo
they just keep coming! You have been given they just keep coming!.
Crafted by Who Man
Jenni Benz "Benz" Trusting - 15 years, 2 months, 8 days ago
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