jack & jill went up the hill so jack could kiss jill's fanny, jack got a shock & a faceful of cock cos jill's a pre-op tranny
Unknown Uncertain - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago

best text message ever, my cousins mate sent him this :-

"orite m8,hav u bn drinkin 2nyt? iv jus split up wi my bird n we r away down at morcame bay, wud u b in 2comin n pickin me up n il giv u 40 quid?"

we live in Glasgow, morcame bay is 3 hours and 200 miles away...... in a different country, would probably cost you 3 or 4 times 40 quid haha...... the reply was "no... have a good time" haha, nae joy son!
Unknown Uncertain - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

im gonna cut my hair off....
im not gonna cut my hair off.....
im gonna cut my hair off....
im not gonna cut my hair off.....

i dont know haha
Unknown Uncertain - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago

"We'll be coming, We'll be coming, We'll be coming down the road, When you here the noise of the Tartan Army boys, We'll be coming down the road"
Unknown Uncertain - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago

Flower of Scotland (rugby version haha)

O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
Your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army(BASTARDS!),
And sent him homeward(WIT FUR!),
Tae think again.

The Hills are bare now,
And Autumn leaves
lie thick and still,
O'er land that is lost now,
Which those so dearly held,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army(BASTARDS!),
And sent him homeward(WIT FUR!),
Tae think again.

Those days are past now,
And in the past
they must remain,
But we can still rise now,
And be the nation again,
That stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army(BASTARDS!),
And sent him homeward(WIT FUR!),
Tae think again.

0 Flower of Scotland,
When will we see
your like again,
That fought and died for,
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,
And stood against him,
Proud Edward's Army(BASTARDS!),
And sent him homeward(WIT FUR!),
Tae think again.
Unknown Uncertain - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago