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Frisky
"Nonsky"
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Unknown, 40/Female
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| Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
| Local time: | 4:19 AM |
| Join date: | 16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago |
| Location: | Gold Coast Australia
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| "Waywardangel - French for not for sale!!" |
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About me:
Hi my name is Nonica but I also answer to the name Nikki. I am…
22. 23. 24. Bitch. Carnivore. Mobile phone dependant. Unicorn and charm bracelets fanatic. Double shot skinny flat white drinker. Facebook, PerezHilton and Myspace addict.Angry. Happy Chappy. Pajama wearer. Sims 2 Need for Speed stalker. Black and White lover. Sushi Monster. Daddy's little wayward angel. Part time flirt. Crybaby. Soul mate believer. Bisexual. Straight. Eternal student. Full time Part time smoker. MSN enthusiast. Occasional drinker. Rachel Yamagata fan. Victoria’s Secret lover. Lingerie addict. Kissing enthusiast. Crocs and Havaianas slave. Fickle minded. Pink and Purple monster. Tequila shot drinker. Wine Tequilla drinker. Virgin. Phone call screener. Dog lover. Cat hater. Beach lover. freelance writer. Johnny Depp Cristiano Ronaldo Reggie Miller and Grant Hill worshipper. Reggie Miller's Future Spouse. Mcdonald hater. Music lover. Couch potato. Movie enthusiast. Law school hopeful. Carb's number one enemy. Scrabble devotee. Dolce and Gabbana worshipper.Occasional blogger. In Love. Single. Dating. Casual. Ultimate idiot. Gym’s prodigal daughter. Driver. Workaholic. Shopaholic. Winter hater.Text maniac. Lion King and The Little Mermaid addict. Archie comics reader. Camera whore. Basketball obsessed. Tim Duncan's Number One Fan. Travel Bug. Motorola follower. Ikea enthusiast. Clinique slave. Cosmetics addict. Freak magnet. Bags and shoes aficionado. Entourage nuttie. Dreamer. Rodents hater. Marvin the Martian follower. Early bird convert. Night Owl. Screamer. Boogie Man and Tooth Fairy Eric Cartman believer.
25% naughty. 20% stubborn. 15% bitch. 10% unreasonable. 10% foxy. 5% daring. 5% geek. 5% vampy. 5% pimp. 100% real.
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About you:
if you have the big three: Looks, success and money then message me! KIDDING! You think i'm interesting enough... you know the drill!! if you want to buy out any of my pets let me know.. courtesy goes a long way!!! I LIKE MY NUMBERS SO PLEASE DO NOT BUY ME!!
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| Looking for: | Friendship |
| Orientation: | Straight
| | Herds (lead): | Nocturnal Behaviour | | Herds: | Kl thumbnation |
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Seductive
Unknown
"Nikki's Pet"
50 pts
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Unknown's tales
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Two guys were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," replied the second. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first his money. "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
Unknown "Nonsky" Frisky
- 16 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
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So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies" "Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?" "Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket. The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?" "Sure" replied the guy and with that the three inch tall man supped back his whiskey. "That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?" With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy. "That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?" "Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor a wanker..."
Unknown "Nonsky" Frisky
- 16 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
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This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the heck are you doing that?!" The first guy responds, "oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk." "WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below. The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."
Unknown "Nonsky" Frisky
- 16 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
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why do guys leave when you start to like them???
Unknown "Nonsky" Frisky
- 16 years, 5 months, 26 days ago
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why do guys leave when you start to like them???
Unknown "Nonsky" Frisky
- 16 years, 5 months, 26 days ago
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Nikki's Pet Empire
prestigious products for your prestigious pets! Spoil them... you know you want to....
Most recent customers:
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Kimmi
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1323000 pts
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Bold
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"το ψάρι μ"
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Loyal
Cher
"MY DEVIL ANGEL"
2199919 pts
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