I was born into this world crying,
those around me were laughing.
I will live my life to the full
and hopefully will die laughing
when those around me will cry
Unknown "friendly one" Loving - 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago

The was a yound man from Sprocket
who went to the moon in a rocket
the rocket went bang,
his balls went clang
and his dick ended up in his pocket!
Unknown "friendly one" Loving - 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago

A second on the lips - a lifetime on the hips!
Unknown "friendly one" Loving - 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago

Those who indulge - bulge!
Unknown "friendly one" Loving - 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago

Hiya people! I like people to feel sorry for me and when they see my measely score of less than 20,000, they, like you, will be very kind and generous and give me a couple of thumbs! I'm not asking for much! (am I?!) Pretty pleaz?!!!!!!!!!
Unknown "friendly one" Loving - 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago