I HAVE MY OWN THUMB HERD!
Unknown "Pixie Babe" Sexy - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually looked back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list :P
Unknown "Pixie Babe" Sexy - 16 years, 10 months, 23 days ago

My rules for pet owning is simple. If you want me to buy you just put in a request and i will do my best to add you to my stable.

If you want out just send me a message and have someone buy you and i will let you go.

Depending on what your price is I may or may not set you free but if you are purchased from me and want to leave I will always let you go.

I enjoy owning beautiful pets and if i have mistakenly captured someone that you feel extremely protective over. Send me a respectable message and i will let you go .
Unknown "Pixie Babe" Sexy - 16 years, 11 months, 6 days ago

Daddy's car in the woods?

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane
in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he
ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and
I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he
was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane."

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill
used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Mommy fainted!
Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

Unknown "Pixie Babe" Sexy - 16 years, 11 months, 8 days ago