So, recently while surfing youtube checking out standup and other comedy related vids, I came accross this guy named Terry Fator, who happened to be on "America's Got Talent". His act was impersonations of famous singers, while doing ventriloquism... it was quite impressive as it's his puppet singing and sounds very much like the original singer... just not funny...
Then I saw a Jeff Dunham video linked so I checked it out, and was laughing my ass off. It was part of a show he did with a puppet named Peanut. Then I found this one.... I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face! I've watched this video a fun times and it still kills me!! I had to share this with people!
Check out htis video for a laugh and half!! Jeff Dunham the ventriloquist with his new friend, Achmed - the Dead Terrorist!





Unknown "Yster" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months, 4 days ago

Roses

It doesn't matter if the sun shines tomorrow
cause the roses died today
a frozen grip of winters chill
has taken them all away
A barren land of waste and ends
lonely days have come
Nothing left to change this course,
death's season has begun
Darkness comes and takes our light
as sadness enters our soul
without the beauty of our roses
nothing else can make us whole
Unknown "Yster" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months, 22 days ago

I lay in bed awake at night
staring at the ceiling, wondering of things i already know
Your arms feel like a cage as i try to convince myself I am free
These sleepness nights are eating me away
yet you continue to sleep, unaware of the threat we face
Peaceful you look, in your dreams of fantasy
as I continue to long for my own -
a dramatic escape from this looming reality
it's not funny how things became so different, changed
We used to share our secrets, now a secret is what I keep
this dark and bitter regret
I walk around lost in myself, a maze of pity and despair
trying to find the pieces of sanity left behind
I am here with you, though my heart is really nowhere
I am hollow and passionless as I just exist
Now I sit beside you in an intoxiacted daze,
not listening to the tales of your day
only hald caring whether you're there or not
Then i wonder why we are here...
Am I here simply because you love me,
or because you think that I love you....
Unknown "Yster" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months, 22 days ago

I miss desire, excitement, and wonder
I miss stimulation, passion, and personal touch
I miss intelligent conversation

I miss moonlit dinners, random acts of kindness,
I miss sweet nothings
I miss maturity, as I miss immaturity

I miss confidence, my sense of self
I miss myself, missing you
I miss what we had but lost somehow

We had each others hearts and souls mind and bodies
Now all we have is each other, and a longing for what was lost
Together we stand, alone to face the world
In love, without everything that makes it great

Unknown "Yster" Adventurous - 16 years, 9 months, 13 days ago

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death


George Carlin
Unknown "Yster" Adventurous - 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago