I'm sure this applies to men too.

ie. WIVES, DAUGHTERS, GIRL FRIENDS ETC..

Bottled water in your car.....very dangerous, for a woman!!!!
This is how Sheryl Crow got breast cancer. She was on the Ellen show and
said this same exact thing. This has been identified as the most common
cause of the high levels in breast cancer, especially in Australia

A friend whose mother was recently diagnosed with breast cancer said that the Doctor
told her: women should not drink bottled water that has been left in a car.

The doctor said that the heat and the plastic of the bottle have certain
chemicals that can lead to breast cancer. So please be careful and do not
drink bottl ed water that has been left in a car, and, pass this on to all
the women in your life. This information is the kind we need to know and be
aware and just might save us!!!! The heat causes toxins from the plastic to
leak into the water and they have found these toxins in breast tissue. Use
a stainless steel Canteen or a glass bottle when you can!!!

LET EVERYONE WHO HAS A WIFE / GIRLFRIEND / DAUGHTER KNOW PLE ASE

Unknown "ThouZand~Smiles" Carefree - 15 years, 10 months, 11 days ago

I've been laughing - I said 'Dad, how do you crash a car at 30mph?'"
Lewis Hamilton after Dad Anthony stuck a borrowed Porsche in a hedge.

"It was unfortunate."
Hamilton not laughing four days later after crashing his car into the back of the unfortunate Kimi Raikkonen at the Canadian Grand Prix.

"I saw the red light and chose to stop. Unfortunately someone saw the red light and chose not to stop."
Raikkonen will be sending his rival a copy of the Highway Code.

"There was a tortoise in the garden, and I had a couple of runs against him and took him quite comfortably - so I'm feeling confident."
Wales wing Mark Jones, emulates opposite number Bryan Habana - who last year raced a cheetah - ahead of the Test with South Africa. Wales got hammered and Jones went back into his shell.

"Neither Tati Phelan nor we are magicians. Harry Potter is just a movie."
New Argentina rugby captain Felipe Contepomi does not have a few tricks up his sleeve.

"The team stopped playing! They stopped working! I could not take this. We lost 8-1 at Middlesbrough! The shame of that!"
Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra explains why Sven had to go - neatly forgetting the hammering occured after he had already made it clear the Swede was a dead man walking.

"He's a winner, Wayne Rooney. Sometimes, because he is a winner, you step over the mark. He's got a great character and temperament and let's not lose the Wayne Rooney that goes round and is a winner."
An assessment of Rooney by Steve McClaren, who knows all about winning.

"Steve Harmison was coming in and bowling at literally the speed of light, but he was no match for Matt Prior - he was batting like God!"
Ravi Bopara on the Darren Gough Cricket Show.

"He's so laid-back, he's the man you'd want on top if you fancy Casual Conquest."
Cornelius Lysaght on 5Live's Derby preview.

"In many ways, it was a half of two quarters."
Gary Lineker during half-time at the Austria-Croatia game.

"Kubica is always there, like chewing gum on the bottom of your shoe."
James Allen commentating on the Canadian Grand Prix.

"The Croatians are alive, they're mentally alive."
Gavin Peacock on the Croatian team.

"The organisers are hoping the footballing extravaganza will bring in a global TV audience in excess of eight billion viewers..."
Seen on BBC website about Euro 2008 - quite a turn-out seeing the world population is around 6.7bn!

"The Czech Republic have every player inside the penalty spot for this free-kick."
Commentary on 5Live for Czech Rep v Scotland. They are going for the whole of Prague inside a phone box next!

"Jimmy responds with a pearler which swings more than the Crewe by-election."
The BBC's live text commentator Tom Fordyce describes Jimmy Anderson's supreme bowling during the third Test between England and New Zealand.

"These days you've got to score goals to win games."
Peter Barnes on Talk Sport regarding Mark Hughes' appointment at Man City.

"Spain suffer from the same problem as England in that they have too many good players for their team."
Alan Shearer assesses Spain's chances of winning the Euros.

"This isn't football!"
Referee Steve Ganson after sin-binning Jamie Thackeray for dissent in the Bradford Bulls-Hull FC Challenge Cup match.

Shane Warne bowling, hasn't got a wicket today but still has two balls...and they could be dangerous."
Commentator during IPL final - Warne having bowled 3.4 overs.


Unknown "ThouZand~Smiles" Carefree - 15 years, 10 months, 18 days ago

Unknown "ThouZand~Smiles" Carefree - 15 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

"You know you can't complain, you know. To play for your country, like I've always said, you know, it's the best thing in the world, you know. When a new manager comes in you know, everyone starts on, you know, the same level, you know. I've just gotta keep working hard, you know."

Jermain 'You Know' Defoe enjoys his two goals for England in Trinidad.


"Calderon makes that great statement, 'Slavery was abolished many years ago'. Did they tell Franco that? Give me a break."

Sir Alex Ferguson gets political after Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon suggests Cristiano Ronaldo is being kept at Manchester United against his will. During his 40-year dictatorship, General Franco favoured Real over rivals Barcelona.


"I know John Lampard very well from when he played with Chelsea."

Fabio Capello adds a new name to his squad ahead of the England-USA friendly.


"That was OK, but can we go back to The Apprentice now?"

Lee Dixon at half time in the England-USA game.


"He's a referee and a dentist - he brings pain everywhere he goes!"

Andrew Cotter on fellow-countryman Neil Paterson in the Edinburgh Rugby Sevens tournament.


"If Schweinsteiger needed his left foot to open a can of beans, he'd be starving!"

GolTV commentator during Germany-Serbia friendly.


"The Auckland Stars take on the Otago Nuggets in the biggest mis-match since a three-legged blind corgi barked at a rottweiler."

Sports writer Adrian Seconi in the Otago Daily Times, with the Nuggets basketball team struggling.


"I've never been one for stats and milestones, I just try to do the best for my team. I'm the third fastest person in the history of the game to get 10,000."

Ricky Ponting shows remarkable knowledge for someone who is is not one for stats and milestones.


"Well that was much Adu about nothing, really!"

Mark Lawrenson during England-USA after Freddie Adu messed up a free-kick.


"57 - all in fours."

Phil Tufnell after being asked what his highest first-class score was.


"The Lions are defending like tigers."

Commentator on Sky Sports during the final round of the super-14 game after the Stormers had been camped in the Lions' 22.


Mark Nicholas: "Geoffrey, would you be upset if they gave you out LBW there?"

Geoff Boycott: "Yeah, but I wouldn't have missed it."


"I'm Spain until July, I'm Spain until July, I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm Spain until July!"

Heard this in the pub during England v USA.

Unknown "ThouZand~Smiles" Carefree - 15 years, 11 months, 2 days ago

Amazing voice.....only 11 years old!!



Unknown "ThouZand~Smiles" Carefree - 15 years, 11 months, 2 days ago