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IF I WAS IN UR BED

If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Cuss me out
4) Push me off the bed
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) Do me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
lol
Repost in your tales too!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back... hehe put your answers below in a comment =)
Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 4 months, 7 days ago
Unknown
Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.
Oh no! Where's my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
There go the lights again?
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."
Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
Unknown
TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today 'cause they pissed me off.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the ass that I
might have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work:
12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.
Help me to remember that when I'm having a really
bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown,
and only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to fuck off.

Unknown Frisky - 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
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David B

Hello You have been given Hello.
Crafted by Unknown
David B "My lawful bottom" Obeys Mistress Darkfae - 15 years, 11 months, 13 days ago
Aaron Zaslow
your right...but i cant separate owners that are awesome ^^
and yes....why does my stalker have to be a GUY! seriously
why me ~_~
Aaron Zaslow Perplexed - 15 years, 11 months, 26 days ago
Aaron Zaslow
yea, its annoying that he set m price so high...and that he lives in my city... >_>
tecnally i could buy you :P
or i could secretly escape ^__^_^_^_^
You have been given *LiCkS*.
Crafted by Unknown
Aaron Zaslow Perplexed - 15 years, 11 months, 26 days ago
Aaron Zaslow
yea, Ive noticed. at least hes propelled my value to 20000 points. which is good i suppose. XDD
good luck with keeping on owing me ^_^
Aaron Zaslow Perplexed - 15 years, 11 months, 29 days ago
Steve Forester
I'm fine ;)

feel free to leave a comment on my board!

You're welcome !
You have been given ~ just a quick hello ~.
Crafted by Rhona
Steve Forester "Sweety" Feisty - 15 years, 12 months, 1 day ago
Aaron Zaslow
huray I'm the only one you own ^_^
Aaron Zaslow Perplexed - 16 years, 1 day ago
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