Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today 'cause they pissed me off.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the ass that I
might have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work:
12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.
Help me to remember that when I'm having a really
bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown,
and only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to fuck off.
Unknown Frisky
- 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago