I just copied this from Chrissi...this looks to be a real fun but i just couldnt bring myself to answer it...may be i will someday...but its definitely something VERY naughty....

The Ultimate Naughty Questionnaire! I DARE YOU!! (copied from Chrissi) ..

1. Your sexual preference:
2. Age:
3. Dick/Boob Size:
4. Favorite position(s):
5. Have you ever told a total stranger (in person) that you think they're hot?
6. Would you have sex with me?
7. Lights on or off?
8. Have you had drunk sex after the bar?
9. Sex in the shower?
10. One fantasy that you'd like to act out:
11. Would you leave or stay after a one night stand?
12. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
13. Condom or skin?
14. Do you give Oral sex?
15. Do you like to receive Oral?
16. Have sex on the first date?
17. French kissing?
18. Do you think you're good in bed?
19. Would you have a threesome?
20. Single shooter, or a multiple type O?
21. Have you ever made a bootycall?
22. Do you like foreplay?
23. What is foreplay to you?
24. Have you taken video or pics?
25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email?
26. On top or on the bottom?
27. Like to pull hair?
28. Do you like being spanked?
30. Do you talk dirty during?
31. Do like love bites?
32. Give someone a hickey?
33. What would you wanna do afterwards?
34. Fully naked, or just from the waist down?
35. Get warmed up, or straight to the point?
36. Fast, or slowww?
37. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? Freaky????
38. Would you be loud or quiet?
39. Did you do it today?
40. What age did you lose your virginity?
41. Weirdest place you've had it?

* Answer the questions honestly - we're all human, and we all like sex!

Night Crawler "Raener" Crazy - 14 years, 6 months, 8 days ago

Fuck or Pass"

There is at least one person on your Human Pets list that wants to fuck the hell out of you.
So lets play the Fuck or Pass! game.
The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "Yep, I'd Fuck you."
SCARED? Don't be, it's fun.
YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies.
There is at least one person on your favorites list that wants to do you so!!! ;)
Night Crawler "Raener" Crazy - 14 years, 6 months, 8 days ago

Awesome short story by Anthony de Mello .

"A man found an eagle's egg and put it in a nest of a barnyard hen.

The eaglet hatched with the brood of chicks and grew up with them.

All his life the eagle did what the barnyard chicks did, thinking he
was a barnyard chicken.

He scratched the earth for worms and insects. He clucked and cackled.

And he would thrash his wings and fly a few feet into the air."

"Years passed and the eagle grew very old.

One day he saw a magnificent bird above him in the cloudless sky.

It glided in graceful majesty among the powerful wind currents, with
scarcely a beat on his strong golden wings.

The old eagle looked up in awe. "Who's that?" he asked.

"That's the eagle, the king of the birds," said his neighbor. "He
belongs to the sky.

We belong to the earth - we're chickens." So the eagle lived and died
a chicken, for that's what he thought he was. "


Moral of the story: you ARE who you THINK you are...

Night Crawler "Raener" Crazy - 16 years, 7 months ago

I read this joke in someones tale..and cudnt help but posting it in my tales..its just so damn funny.. :D


A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity..
Young cock : What ya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I loose you will have all.

Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock : 50 meter run. >From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly, Bang! ..... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "What the hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"

Night Crawler "Raener" Crazy - 16 years, 7 months, 24 days ago

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much that it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme

I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry

I hate the way you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
Night Crawler "Raener" Crazy - 16 years, 8 months, 9 days ago