May i just vent for a moment...this is a manhating moment so be prepared or look away....What The Fuck IS Wrong with you Guys? I'm so sick to my stomach after finding out all the damn lies that the last one has been feeding me for 2 fucking years now. I did nothing but be good to him, for him, support him, and feeding me lies is what i get in return? How the fuck do guys like you live with yourself? I'm fucking 30 odd years old and should be out of risk of lying, player ass types. I didn't seek him out! He found me. He wanted me. He lied through all of it no matter how much i told him that HONESTY is VERY fucking important to me. Above everything, be honest and we can try to work on it. I'm a fucking therapist, i've been trained to be understanding and to try and find solutions to problems, to work on things and make them better. And this is what you give me in return. So to you Robert Jay Fucking Hackney...i have to say...FUCK YOU...because you will never see this and i'm more civil in person. at least i try to be. most of the time i succeed. Regardless.....WOMEN.....if you meet this man...don't believe it....stick to that gut feeling you are going to get and just LEAVE. RUN.
Nicole "Cubie Lovin" Calm - 12 years, 5 months, 14 days ago

so today i was about to leave a friend's house i'd been at overnight to keep an eye on things while she was gone. I was Almost out the damn door and i slippedl on the last three wooden steps with my socks on. i don't know if it was the slip or the landing that got it....but i sprained my ankle and i can't put any weight on it. ugh. my luck. i swear.
Nicole "Cubie Lovin" Calm - 14 years, 8 months, 2 days ago

so Yesturday, i was working the front desk in the office and had a student i was helping. i was rolling around on my rollie chair all day. apparently, i did it one too many times. i was rolling towards the student, the wheels caught, the chair stopped, it flipped straight forward, sending me spralling onto the ground on all fours....my knees hurt today...i tell you..i don't make this shit up....
Nicole "Cubie Lovin" Calm - 15 years, 7 months, 12 days ago

once, while exercising, i was doing (lazy) squats, using a very small, square wooden stool to sit on. apparently, upon standing up, i knocked the stool over (but i did not realize this) so when i went to sit the next time, there was no stool, my fall was cushioned by the very end of the leg of the stool. Right in my right ass cheek....Worst bruise in my life so far....
Nicole "Cubie Lovin" Calm - 15 years, 7 months, 15 days ago

i was not drunk in the tale below. i promise...however...later that night is different story...i had to drown the pain my rear.....
Nicole "Cubie Lovin" Calm - 15 years, 8 months, 27 days ago