so in the 90's they were down sizing the Marine Corps. the deal was that you would pick two points on your body and they would measure from one point to the other and multiply it by 1000 and that was your seperation pay.

first guy walks in and says "from the tip of my toe to the top of my head" he got $68,000
the second guy was a captian and was pretty smart. he says" from the tip of my toe to the tip of my middle finger" and he puts his hand in the air and gets $88,000

the last guy was a Sergeant Major, he says "measure from the tip of my dick to my balls" the doc says " you sure? you know how this works right?" the Sgt Major replies " yes now do it"
after he dropped trow the doc started to measure and looked and in aw and asked "where are your testicles?" a huge smile appears on the Sgt Major's face and he states " back in nam"

your prolly gonna have to be a marine to get this jk
Unknown "My Marine!" Serene - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago