HAS THE WORLD GONE NUTS YOU DECIDE THESE ARE REAL WARNINGS TAKEN FROM ACTUAL LABEl INSTRUCTIONS ON CONSUMER GOODS: -

ON A MYER HAIRDRYER: "Do not use while sleeping" Dam thats the only time i have to dry my hair lol

ON A BAG OF CRISPS: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary, details inside" For all you shoplifters out there ;-)

ON A BAR OF PALMOLIVE SOAP: "Directions: use like regular soap"

ON SOME FROZEN DINNERS: "Serving suggestion: Defrost" (But its only a suggestion lol)

ON NANNA'S TIRAMISU DESSERT (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down" Well too late now!!

ON A MARKS AND SPENCE BREAD PUDDING: " Product will be hot after heating" ( and you thought what???)

ON PACKAGING FOR A K-MART IRON: "Do not iron clothes on body" (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication" (Now we could do a lot to reduce the construction industries accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts)

ON NYTOL SLEEP AID: "Warning may cause drowsiness" (And I'm taking this because?)

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: "Not to be used for the other use" (Now can somebody help me out here I'm a bit curious)

ON A PACKET ON NOBBY'S PEANUTS: "Warming may contain nuts" (Talk about a news flash)

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: "Instructions: Open Packet , Eat nuts" (Step three fly Delta maybe?)

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals" (Now was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Hope you enjoyed these, by all means copy and send to you friends just PLEASE thumb this before you do thanks xx
Unknown "דנישובבנ" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months ago

EVER WONDERED WHY WE LIVE IN A TOPSY TURVY WORLD...

1. WHY THE SUN LIGHTENS OUR HAIR BUT DARKENS OUR SKIN?
2. WHY WOMEN CANT PUT ON MASCARA WITH THEIR MOUTHS CLOSED?
3. WHY YOU NEVER SEE IN THE HEADLINES PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY?
4. WHY ABBREVIATED IS SUCH A LONG WORD?
5. WHY DOCTORS CALL WHAT THEY DO PRACTICE?
6. WHY YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON "START" TO STOPS WINDOWS 98?
7. WHY LEMON JUICE IS MADE WITH ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, BUT DISHWASHING LIQUID IS MADE FROM REAL LEMONS?
8. WHY THE MAN WHO INVESTS ALL YOUR MONEY IS CALLED A BROKER?
9. WHY THERE ISNT A MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD?
10. WHO TASTES DG FOOD WHEN IT HAS A "NEW & IMPROVED FLAVOR"?
11. WHY NOAH DIDNT SWAT THOSE LAST TWO MOSQUITOES?
12. WHY THEY STERILIZE THE NEEDLE FOR LETHAL INJECTIONS?
13. WHY THEY DONT MAKE THE PLANE OUT OF THE MATERIAL USED FOR THE INDESTRUCTIBLE BLACK BOX?
14. WHY SHEEP DONT SHRINK IN THE RAIN?
15. WHY THEY ARE CALLED APARTMENTS WHEN THEY ARE STUCK TOGETHER?
16. IF CON IS OPPOSITE OF PRO IS CONGRESS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
17. WHY THEY CALL THE AIRPORT THE TERMINAL IF FLYING IS SO SAFE?
Unknown "דנישובבנ" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months ago

Repost in your tales with your answers......

Yes or No
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now,
here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun.
Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your
answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed any one of your HP friends? Yes
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? No
Slept in until 5 PM? No
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? No
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes
Broken a bone? No
Shaved your head? yes
Blacked out from drinking? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? No
Donated Blood? No
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
Unknown "דנישובבנ" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months ago

Hi people have some cool new items in my shop grab them quick before they go ;-) If you like them thumb this comment some examples below enjoy and keep thumbing.
Unknown "דנישובבנ" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months, 6 days ago

a few questions i would love to know the answer too!!
Why is Abbreviation such a long word?
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
If Paranoid means a constant distrust of people and situations around you why does the belief of ghosts and spirits that aren't really there called PARANORMAL coz surely it isn't normal?



Unknown "דנישובבנ" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months, 18 days ago