Marlaina, FACT "Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5."

hey sexii pet loverrr
im not sitting right next to you right now and you wenrt just dancing like a slut to buttons. :)
hehhehe. and your not making me say i love you but i do anyways so....i looveee youu!!! beautiful.

that cake is a likkle bit small for you to jump out of... haha
I'll get you a bigger one ok? ;o)

OMG who gave you that pet name???

haha yeah!!! sooo...master, am i supposed ta jump out of that cake ;)

Cheers! you're mine now! =o)

You have been celebrated with cake.