<Gallops back in> By the way.. my uni horsey's butt kinda smells. Can you do something about that? <Gallops back out>

<Gallops in> Happy Holidays!! <Gallops out>

... MERRY CHRISTMAS PET!

You have been given Funny Fleece - The Vet.

.. Doc .. I have a compulsion to wear human clothes

Dear Mr Vet I am in love, so in love I cannot concentrate on anything else, I do not want a cure.

Dear Mr. Vet. I have bad smells following me everywhere... I bathe regularly and try not to fart on my owners lap, but im afraid the stench is so overpowering, im losing the affection of my parents... Help?