i was walking home, earphones in my ears, blasting the music, when i came upon the last intersection before reaching the house. An old lady, and what appeared to be her grandchild, were walking in the opposite direction. After they had passed me, i felt something cylindrical press into my back. My thoughts immediately went to a gun, no doubt due to all the cop shows I watch, and I nearly lost it. Heart racing, pulse rapid, I slowly turned around, only to find the old lady disciplining the child and her umbrella was sticking into my back.
Jack Calm - 16 years, 11 months, 14 days ago