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Lonely

"Insomnia"

Name:	Unknown, 49/Male
Last login:	over 3 weeks ago
Local time:	10:13 PM
Join date:	16 years, 8 months, 15 days ago
Location:	Dublin, OH United States

"I gotz me sum cuukiez"
About me: I like to sit in trees and look spooooky. I'm mean and cruel if you get on my bad side, and a loyal friend to the end if you get on my good side. I'll keep you laughing with my idiot charms I will "steal" pets that catch my attention for whatever reason. Be warned. You are all fair game for everyone. If you didnt want to be bought by people you didn't know, you shouldn't be here in the first place. If you were purchased, you should be thankful that someone was willing to kill the time it took to gather the points needed to buy ya. If you were happy with your previous owner.. Lets just see how much ya mean to them :p
About you: Why do i have to fill this out? Shouldn't you be the one telling me about yourself?
Looking for:	Friendship and dating
Orientation:	Straight
Herds:	DENWICCA's SNAKEPIT

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Why oh why have i become addicted to Monster Java drinks?
They taunt me while i'm at work.
They call to me in the coolers... "Buy me, drink me, make me yours"
I get one and gulp the badboy down..

And like a bad toothache.. it keeps me up for the night.

Suck..
Unknown "Insomnia" Lonely - 16 years, 8 months, 10 days ago

And to make sure nobody else gets out, i want roving death squads around the perimeter 24/7. I want 10,000 tough guys.. And i want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher.

And heres how i want them arranged. Tough. Tough. Soft. Tough. Soft. Soft. Tough. Tough. Soft. Soft. Tough. Soft.

Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.

Of course i have! You ever tried going mad without power? Its boring. No one listens to you.
Unknown "Insomnia" Lonely - 16 years, 8 months, 13 days ago

Being the go-to guy sucks.. especially when its for work. Grrrr. But at least i get two days off in a row after this is all done.

Was watchin Shaun of the Dead the other day, ok course i already knew the song playing on the scene on the bus when everyones gaping around looking like a drone... But it never occurred to me that i am turning into one of those brainless saps too. Same routine over and over and over. Sucks the will to live right out of ya.
Unknown "Insomnia" Lonely - 16 years, 8 months, 13 days ago

No matter where you go, there you are.. and trouble will be there in a second
Unknown "Insomnia" Lonely - 16 years, 8 months, 14 days ago

Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"
Unknown "Insomnia" Lonely - 16 years, 8 months, 15 days ago

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