A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."
Unknown "Tk^^" - 16 years, 2 months, 6 days ago

Three mice living in a bathroom didn't like their living quarters and decided to change.

One mouse slept in the linen closet, one in the sink and the last in the toilet.

The mext morning they reported back to the medicine closet.

The first mouse said "Wow! I slept GREAT!"

And with that the second said "I slept WONDERFULY!"

But the third, "Ugg! I slept horribly!... First it started to thunder, then rain and then a log saved my life!"
Unknown "Tk^^" - 16 years, 2 months, 6 days ago

We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an IMPERFECT person perfectly. -Sam Keen


Unknown "Tk^^" - 16 years, 2 months, 6 days ago

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. - Helen Rowland


Unknown "Tk^^" - 16 years, 2 months, 6 days ago

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne
Unknown "Tk^^" - 16 years, 2 months, 6 days ago