Ya, um so one time there was this elephant, right and it was really angry. So the elephant is driving down the freeway and yells at me and says " I'm so angry I could shit myself and throw it at you", and I'm like ya whatever buddy. Then I'm like
Set me off like dynamite strapped tight around my waist
We are the ones in competition but claim this ain't no race
Take a breath and explode like bullets
Tearing through the wind
Cut me up with a razor blade
That tries to separate the skin
Then the elephant's says,
Well her mother said, "Kill him, slow at your leisure"
Ah but desperate times call for desperate measures
So she went to the closet and she pulled the old gun down
"I'll put a bullet through his heart if he ain't home by sundown"
Yea 5:55 he comes walking in the front door smiling
He said, "Don't read too much into what I ain't denying"
Then I'm like
Now that you did this, you ask for forgiveness
Doctor could you be my priest
You say you're mistaken, but look what you've taken
You laugh as you lie through your teeth
Then the elaphant is all like
You say that you're a dreamer
Well I’m a dreamer too
But I wont sing your lullaby
However well intentioned
Its neither good nor true
The pallid dream is just a lie
Then I ask myself, why are we randamly saying song lyrics back and forth and why am I talking to an elephant. So then I'm like screw you elephant I'm leaving, and the elephants like fine be that way, and I'm like fine.
THE END
Unknown " Jacob" Carefree
- 16 years, 11 months, 12 days ago