WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT BUY MY BOYFRIEND AS HE WORTH 88888 , I DO NOT WANT THE NUMBER TO CHANGE. PLEASE RESPECT ME AND IF YOU BUY HIM I WLL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF... GRRRR THANK :)
Unknown "mattrix maker" Sleepy - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago

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NEW SHOP OPEN : STAR27
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Please visit my shop and buy something.
I take request so please message me if
you have something in mind. Everything
is new and sexy !!!!!
Unknown "mattrix maker" Sleepy - 16 years, 9 months, 29 days ago

THUMB ARE HERE - > http://humanpets.com/herdProfile.php?hid=16021

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- If you thumb me, message me and I'll thumb you back
- I will ALSO start buying any pet that I think are good looking lol
- If I buy one of your pet, Im sorry, buy it back and I will thumb you back your lost
- PLEASE ONLY BUY ME IF YOU WILL TAKE CARE OF ME! DON'T USE ME AS AN INVESTMENT, I WANT TO BE LOVED!!

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Unknown "mattrix maker" Sleepy - 16 years, 10 months ago

FUNNY SHORT QUOTES n One liners, ...some pretty stupid lame ones lol....hahaha
please go here and read and thumb too :D:D:D:D:D

http://humanpets.com/herdProfile.php?hid=16021
Unknown "mattrix maker" Sleepy - 16 years, 10 months, 7 days ago

SEX - PRISON AND PRISONER

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!"
Unknown "mattrix maker" Sleepy - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago