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Dearest Prospect,As a prospective lover: Our love affair would be on probation for a period and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the spot training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion.The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us.I request your kindly respond of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further no

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Please - please, remain in your seats. I realize your whole-hearted devotion compels you to rise and applaud, whoop, cat-call, etc., but that's really not necessary,. By the way...THIS IS AN ADULTS PROFILE. ONLY THOSE OVER THE AGE OF 18 ARE ALLOWED INSIDE. LEAVE NOW, SILLY CHILDREN. TIME FOR BED. GO NO FURTHER IF YOU ARE A MINOR (UNDER AGE 18). CLICK HERE FOR BARNEY.Have a nice day!