Well where do i start???? All gone belly up for me..
Went to the ice club last night me and me mate pengi and snowie, well it all kicked off there, had a few as you do i was on the pints of frog spit and boi was i blasted, pengi got me on the slammers, enough is enough, snowie got chatting to some bird, cute chick she was, cold around the heart though, anywhoos didnt mention to snowie that she was seeing the walrus of a doorman did she??? the silly animal, she stunck of fish too, i didnt see what snowie seen in her, and back to the story, the walrus got hold of snowie, put him in a choke hold he did, well i was avin non of it, i got hold of pengi, had to pick him off the floor, every time we shouted slammer he was slamming himself down on the ground so he done some damage i reckon, yep yep back to the walrus , gerabbed pengi, he waddled of to the front doors to secure it you know, make sure non of the walrus's crew could get to us, i went over ask the walrus whats iz problem???? he smacked me down............. Can you adam and eve it??? i got up took a left swing to my namesake(gonadfor those who aint following) and boi did that walrus scream.. hehe grabbed hold of snowie, went skidding into reception rooms at da club smashed into pengi and then... then.... only got arrested. two kippers dressed in black took us off to the underground to cool off, woke this morning to a hearty breakfast, huge black eye, although you ought to see pengi. he he he aint well at all, snowie, apparently got let out at 4 this morning, went straight round to the birds place. her fella still working the doors you see, apparently he done nothing wiv her but left a meaty morsel on the walrus's pillow, he he, well gotta go me mam is calling me for my tea, hope she done my ironing, off out to the ice rink tonight then off for a curry with pengi, hehe, well i cant get in any trouble there surely......... Can i????????????????????????
Unknown "Dawny" - 17 years, 2 months, 19 days ago