Just dropped by to bat this around with you for a few minutes before work.

You have been played yarn with.

Yeah, I know you haven't been coming by here, and the daily feedings are probably overkill, but I gotta take care of my pets. :)

You have been fed pet food.

I admit I have no idea what these are, but nitrous oxide and whipped cream? That's gotta be a good time.

You have been given Cafe Creme - Nitrous Oxide Whipped Cream Chargers (24).

Have a great weekend!

You have been fed catnip.

If you hate the name, my apologies... It just seemed to fit with "English" and the whole queer treeful thing.

Mornin' (plus or minus an hour or two to account for timezones).

Monke ys are gayer on nitrous? That's definitely something I'll need to remember.

You have been fed pet beer.