so the oldest memory i have is of a hickory nut conking my nose. after i chose to chomp on it, my teeth became more vicious and effective and i went out into the real world. (its a family malady...we all age so fast we don't grow at all from birth). then one day i was wandering aimlessly hoping for a sliver of blueberry perhaps and oi! a whole nut again flung its very being into my pellet sized nose. i decided this rebellious nut would get its just deserves: i would play catch against a human with it, (but the latter,) stupid twat, he decided to shoot blinding lights in my general direction and then use a toothpick to incite a biography. tis a shame the hickory nut never was put in its place.
Unknown - 17 years, 2 months, 25 days ago

my mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries.
and then, well, then i did a stint over there in A Lion's Mouth. (most educational two hours of my life.)
Unknown - 17 years, 2 months, 25 days ago