Because this is how I feel:

Unknown "mostly not here" Evasive - 17 years, 11 months, 28 days ago

"Of course I care about how you imagined I thought you perceived I wanted you to feel." (Eric Kaplan)
Unknown "mostly not here" Evasive - 17 years, 12 months, 3 days ago

One of the best Smack the Pony sketches:

Unknown "mostly not here" Evasive - 18 years, 1 day ago

Another favorite:

Unknown "mostly not here" Evasive - 18 years, 1 day ago

Sometimes I dream of David Hasselhoff. I have no idea why..He's always my evil husband in those dreams and I have to escape! And he never ever sings me a song..
Unknown "mostly not here" Evasive - 18 years, 8 days ago