Seems like I have to post this again.

Why is it that some people on this game get soooo mad when someone buys their pet? Isn't that the whole fucking point? If it wasn't then you WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO IT!! Like seriously its just for fun. If you're really that concerned about having a shit load of people that you "own" just so some jack ass halfway across the world can see how many people you have on your page then you need to take a good look at yourself. Just play the game and stop bitching just because your girlfriend would rather be owned by me.

All you whiney losers, suck it up.
Unknown "Beatz NFS " Inspired - 16 years, 3 months, 29 days ago

A man walks into the emergency room with a nine iron wrapped around his neck. The doc asks "what the hell happened to you?" and the man replies "I was playing a round of golf with my wife and she shot the ball into the farmers field. As we went looking for the ball I noticed something white in a cows ass. So I went to the cow, lifted the tail and sure enough it was her ball stuck right in the cows asshole. I turned to my wife and said 'Look honey, it looks like yours.'"
Unknown "Beatz NFS " Inspired - 16 years, 4 months, 22 days ago

10 year old DJ Power Tripp. It's good to see that some parents instill musical values in their children, especially turntablism. Here's a kid whos contributing to the hip hop culture and hopefully continue to without getting caught up in the bullshit.


Unknown "Beatz NFS " Inspired - 16 years, 4 months, 24 days ago

DJ Scratch - Sucker MCs

DJ Scratch @ Revival Toronto.


Unknown "Beatz NFS " Inspired - 16 years, 4 months, 24 days ago

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

"What? You're crazy!" she said.

"Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you."

"Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it."

"I've already said NO, and NO is final!"

"Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too."

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"

Bahahaha! We all laugh but at some point we all have been in a similar situation. Hope you enjoyed the joke.
Unknown "Beatz NFS " Inspired - 16 years, 4 months, 24 days ago