Fact: Chuck Norris once sold his soul to satan for his rugged good looks, and unsurpassed martial arts abilities. shortly after the transaction was completed, Cuck roundhoused the devil, and took his soul back. The devil, appreciating the irony, admitted his defeat. They now play poker on Tuesdays.
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Claire, FACT "Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them."
