"i bet it was under the cheese and he didn't notice as he is a manbeast and had terrible hunger pains making him eat ravenously day and night without quarms or consideration that gherkins may be present at all times!"
"..i think they may even be trying to take over every meal in the world!"
"they stalk like ninja on unsuspecting prey in restaurants behind the plastic plants and the fancy decor waiting to pounce in their meals whilst they are distracted by the whiff of vinegar passing by mid conversation!"
"subdued by the pickling spice the unsuspecting consumer chokes on a whole gherkinja! ..alas another fell victim to the gherkinja army."
"tis sad but true tale of the slaughtering of innocent consumerists trying to do nothing but enjoy a simple meal without miniture pickled cucumbers in it!"
"I on the other hand am the gherkinja's arch enemy as my pallette has no sign of dislike to the taste of the gherkinja and will happily gobble them up whole.. making me the worlds most sought after superhero!
Chris "Mi Querido Chris" Content
- 14 years, 5 months, 22 days ago
This is a picture of me by ChibiLuna its absolutely lovely and amazing! thanks so much!!
